My first card

I received my first new baby card. Now that I know what it means, I’ve got to say, it wasn’t the exact sentiment that I thought would be expressed, but probably appropriate considering the friend sending the message. I guess the upside is that at least one man still finds me attractive at 40?

That is hilarious!
Hi.. your mom wants to know what a MILF is.. how do I explain this to her???? HAHAHAHA
Yeah, you don’t. Her poor head couldn’t take it.