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It’s one thing when lawyers get fired, but Sesame Street is cutting 20% of its workforce. I thought this tragic until I started thinking about some of the characters. In the same way I was able to come up with my List of colleagues I could stand to see let go (it’s a survival instinct), perhaps it’s time for some of these slackers to make their way from Sesame Street to Tin Pan Alley…
Mr. Noodle (Mr. Noodle’s brother, Cup-O-Noodle, whatever) – I’m sorry, but the guy just creeps me out.

Slimey – he’s a worm. Enough said.

Telly Monster – this guy is far too stressed out. I don’t need Oscar glomming onto his neuroses.

Abby – I just don’t trust her. Misogynistic? Maybe.

Who would you cut?
